Episode 10 - Hour of Power

Well here it is: THE HOUR OF POWER! We regale the listeners with our best (or at least most memorable) drinking stories. Share yours with us on Facebook, email, or if they're short via twitter.

Episode 9 - Everyone Poops...Minus Jesse

Hey kids we talk about the awesomeness that is brunching on Saturday and how quickly that turned into a nightmare scerino for one of the bros.

Episode 8 - Girls With Low Self Esteem

We talk about Toddlers and Tiaras for an hour and we apologize profusely. Seriously this shit is gross. We cleanse the palette with talk about the fine city of Sacramento.

Trailer Trash - New Year's Eve

I'm going to state the obvious: you don't need to see this movie.  I'm not even saying you don't need to see this movie because it will be terrible I'm saying you don't need to see because all you have to do is watch the trailer.  Every story line that this movie will inevitably follow is clearly laid out for you in two minutes.

We open with unaffected, slacker Ashton Kutcher, face covered in a shitty beard, being told by Glee's Leah Michelle that they "have to do something to get [him] out of [his] New Year's Eve funk!"  Flash cut to Ashton ripping down decorations and cynically complaining about the holiday.  But guess what movie goers it appears they get locked in an elevator and, hold on, they fall in love!  Ashton understands now, fade to black.

This is just one of the clearly laid out, predictable plot lines.  We have New Year's Eve baby, first love, lost love, re-connection, a woman focused on career who realizes there is more (probably a man), and to top it off a women looking to knock some things off her bucket list before, and this is just my guess, she dies of cancer.  All of this magic could only happen in New York on New Year's Eve while Ryan Seacrest counts us down to midnight.  I guarantee it will all culminate in Time Square where all the story lines come together and find their resolution, pun intended.  I'm actually surprised the tag line to this movie isn't, "What's your resolution?"

All of these ideas are weak on their own.  You couldn't make (although Hollywood would try) a good movie out of any of them yet you smoosh them together, vaguely link them somehow and bang you have movie gold.  Add in a cast list that longer than a blue whale's dick (8ft FYI), the fact that Valentine's Day grossed $110 million, and you have a no brainer for any Hollywood studio exec.

The trailer is bad from the first second to the last, but the graph of awful's slope goes vertical when Katherine Heigl utters the lazy and easy joke, "They are more celebs here than rehab!"  I try to be open minded but when a Jay Leno monologue quality joke is featured in the trailer I lose all hope for the movie being enjoyable.  Do yourself a favor instead of seeing this movie in December rent Love Actually which is the same movie only, you know, not shitty.

Episode 7 - 20 Percent

Hey nerds, Brobot here, listen as the bros discuss how George Lucas continues to shit on your childhood memories and, for our Megan's Law listeners, they discuss the epic erotica The Blue Lagoon plus the revamped shit we're into.

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Episode 6 - CSI: Seoul

Hey shitheads, welcome back. We discuss some listener submitted questions including Jesse's dick snip, our fall TV preview and shit we are into.

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